底特律罗斯福公园掉下来一只30英尺高的金属鸽子,里面走出来一个叫GoodGood的机器人

林越2026-10-131245

底特律当地时间9月26日凌晨5点16分,目击者报告看到一个奇怪的、30英尺高的金属鸽子降落在罗斯福公园,就在Newlab Detroit和Michigan Central外面。目前这只鸽子不被认为是真鸟。当一位勇敢的目击者走近时,一个矮矮的、机器人模样的人影,大约口香糖贩卖机大小,据称从飞行器里“拖着步子”走了出来。目击者描述这个身影是一个发光的棉花糖家伙、电视脸、猫碗头。这个机器人据称自我介绍叫GoodGood。

At 5:16 a.m. local time on September 26 in Detroit, witnesses reported seeing a bizarre, 30-foot-tall metal pigeon land in Roosevelt Park, just outside Newlab Detroit and Michigan Central. At this time, the pigeon is not believed to be a real bird. As one brave witness approached, a short, robot-like figure, roughly the size of a gumball machine, reportedly "shuffled" out of the craft. Witnesses described the figure as a "glowy marshmallow guy," "TV-faced," and having a "cat-bowl head." This robot reportedly introduced himself as "GoodGood."

 

当被问及GoodGood时,一位目击者说,那个小机器人哥们,他是最棒的。我们办了一个挺 chill 的舞会。你知道吗,我需要那个。据这位目击者说,她和GoodGood在Michigan Central外面跳了大约五分钟舞,然后她道别去上班了。接下来一个小时,GoodGood的行踪不明,直到有人看到他在Newlab Detroit里面。Newlab Detroit是一个关键技术创业社区的所在地,其中包括几家做机器人的公司,GoodGood试图和它们交朋友。当被问到时,一位Newlab Detroit成员说,你说今天早上这里有机器人,嗯,是的,这里总是有机器人。

 

When asked about GoodGood, one witness said, "That little robot dude? Man, he was the best. We had a sort of chill dance party. And you know what? I needed that." According to this witness, she and GoodGood danced outside Michigan Central for about five minutes before she said goodbye and left for work. For the next hour, GoodGood's whereabouts were unknown, until he was seen inside Newlab Detroit. Newlab Detroit is home to a community of critical technology startups, including several companies building robots, which GoodGood attempted to befriend. When asked, one Newlab Detroit member said: "You said there was a robot here this morning? Well, yeah, there are always robots here…."

 

最终,GoodGood偶然发现了一扇敞开的录音室门,上面的标志写着Yes, Everything S'Possible,这属于显然缩写得不太准确的YES! Inc.。在录音室里,彩色的波浪在窗户上倾泻而下,架子上摆满了电机和执行器。GoodGood在录音室里逗留,我们的团队最终发现他在温暖的录音室灯光下闪闪发光。他用温柔的声音和我们交谈,我们很高兴报告,我们交了一个新朋友。他告诉我们他的家庭,他声称他们已经在太空中旅行了一段时间,然后发现了地球。

 

Eventually, GoodGood stumbled across an open studio door where a logo read "Yes, Everything S'Possible," which, it turns out, belongs to the evidently mis-abbreviated YES! Inc. In the studio, colorful waves cascaded across the windows, with motors and actuators lining the shelves. GoodGood lingered in the studio, where our crew eventually found him glistening in the warm studio lights. In a tender voice, he spoke with us, and we are happy to report that we've made a new friend. He told us about his family, who he claims had been traveling through space for some time when they discovered Earth.

 

GoodGood解释说,他的父亲Roland是一位忠诚的科学家,想要研究这个星球上的生命,而他的母亲DeeDee则绘制星图。然而,在他父母研究期间,GoodGood说他变得无聊,想要交新朋友。看起来,当我们许多人在寻找星星时,GoodGood在寻找连接,不是在寻找下一个奇迹,而是在寻找下一次对话、下一个游戏、下一个帮助让世界感觉更完整的朋友。当天晚些时候,YES! Inc.创始人Mick Harrison Brege进入录音室,兴奋地看到GoodGood安全抵达。

 

GoodGood explained that his dad, Roland, a devoted scientist, wanted to study life on the planet while his mom, DeeDee, charted the stars. However, during his parents' research, GoodGood said he grew bored and wanted to make new friends. It seems that while many of us sought out the stars, GoodGood sought out connection, searching not for the next wonder, but for the next conversation, the next game, the next friend to help make the world feel more whole. Later in the day, YES! Inc. founder Mick Harrison Brege entered the studio, excited to see that GoodGood had arrived safely.

 

当被问及他与GoodGood的关系时,Brege解释说,自从GoodGood开始和地球通信以来,我们一直在帮助他。我们都很高兴把他带到这里,这样他就可以开始面对面地认识新朋友,一起玩。目前,GoodGood计划探索这个世界,用他的话说,认识新朋友。要跟上这场冒险,可以访问yes.land。

 

When asked about his relationship to GoodGood, Brege explained, "We've been helping out GoodGood since he started pen-palling with Earth. We're all just happy to bring him here so he can start meeting new people face-to-face and having fun together." For now, GoodGood plans to explore the world and, in his words, "meet new pals." To keep up with the adventure, visit yes.land.